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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 04:33

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
How do you know when someone really loves you?
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Poland election: Conservative historian Nawrocki wins presidential vote - BBC
Still no good
—
Just Forget it!
Russia’s central bank cuts interest rates for first time since 2022 - Financial Times
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Is It Finally a Buyer’s Market in Housing? - A Wealth of Common Sense
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Kroger announces 60 stores will shut down nation-wide - KIRO 7 News Seattle
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
So they tried
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Mayor of Palmer Lake resigns amid controversy surrounding proposed Buc-ee’s location - KRDO
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
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