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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 04:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

How do you know when someone really loves you?

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Poland election: Conservative historian Nawrocki wins presidential vote - BBC

Still no good

Just Forget it!

Russia’s central bank cuts interest rates for first time since 2022 - Financial Times

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Is It Finally a Buyer’s Market in Housing? - A Wealth of Common Sense

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Kroger announces 60 stores will shut down nation-wide - KIRO 7 News Seattle

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

So they tried

Samsung Galaxy S25 Edge is now available for purchase in the US - GSMArena.com news - GSMArena.com

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Bruce Willis Enjoys 'Sunday Funday' With Family Amid Dementia Battle - Realtor.com

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Mayor of Palmer Lake resigns amid controversy surrounding proposed Buc-ee’s location - KRDO

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How big is the French Army?

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

No go.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

If a person stops thinking one or two words in a second or half second means he had stopped thinking for half second?